In England

In Canada

• The Queen's Arms, Toronto. Small, lively watering hole favoured by British ex-pats and which has an old upright piano! Indian curry menu. 1170 The Queensway, Etobicoke. Tel. 416-251-3278.
• The Barley Mill in Penticton, B.C. Another large pub with it's own microbrewery, great draughts, wonderful decor and a piano!! London Bobby appears once a year, around Easter.

U.S.A

• Of course, the best British pub in the United States is the Horse Brass Pub in Portland, Oregon. Over forty beers are on draft, many English imports and some of the best home brew. It has a long bar! The decor is not polished brass and oak, it is real wood and looks like a pub and it has a piano! (I may be biased, they hire me once or twice a year to do my London Pub Night.)

• Ft. Lauderdale, Port Everglades. Feb 98
  • Sorry, couldn't find a piano but take the free van to the Call Station, phone home then wander over to Durty Harry's, Several imported beers on draft, Harp $4.25 pint.
  • Quarterdeck, good food.
  • Landlubber's Restaurant at Sawgrass Mall, get a Payless rental car its cheaper than a taxi, and it's a great mall.
• Alaska, July 2001
  • Juneau
    • The Red Dog Saloon. Hardly a British pub, this is a great Alaska experience. Sawdust on the floor, outrageous decor and an outrageous piano! entertainer named Phineous T. Boone holding forth in the afternoons. Packed with people he cheerfully calls ship trash, the beer is flowing and everybody is having a good time. A brew pub.
  • Skagway
    • The Red Onion. It has an old upright piano! and a great exponent of Scott Joplin's music playing it. There is also a setup of amps, keyboard and drums where visitng cruise-ship musicians jam in the afternoon. The original whorehouse is still upstairs but the cost of a tour is probably more than the sourdoughs used to pay for an actual visit.
    • The Golden Pub. This is a brew pub with a beautiful bar. Antique light fixtures, the furniture, the bar itself, all redolent of the Gold Rush era. It opens into a restaurant area in the back where there is an upright piano! but no piano bench. No entertainment, no piano-player. However, the beer and the teriaki chicken was delicious and the decor impeccable.

  The Rest of the World

• Casablanca. See my blog, "Looking for Rick's Bar". A year after my visit it was finally built and opened by Kathy Kriger, an American diplomat. Rick's Cafe and, of course, it has a grand piano.
• Grand Cayman Island
  • THE LANDMARK, George Town, email: landmark@candw.ky
    In December of 1996 it was "The Cayman Arms" and had a definitely English ambience, a long narrow room, upstairs, dart board, good decor, pleasant staff. Crowd three deep at the bar. No background music. Price of a pint, English draft beer, $6.25 US but no piano.
    Revisited in January 1999 still clean and pleasant, it has changed hands and enlarged, big window, waterfront view, no press of bodies this time. $15.00 usd procured two pints (there are eight drafts on tap) and $1.00 Cayman change. Still no piano! although there is room for one now.
• St. Maarten, Philipsberg
  • EVERYT'ING COOL Feb 28, 97 Located in the open air in a beachside courtyard surrounded by yellow huts with pink doors and lime green corrugated roofs, furnished with beach umbrellas and the ubiquitous white plastic chairs, nevertheless it was jumping. Foster's at 99 cents may have contributed to this but I think it was the music. Live music in the afternoon, the resident group is rapidly augmented and/or replaced by musicians working on the various cruise-ships which can be seen anchored off shore. Unrestrained by their cruise companies' guidelines, the music is wild and beautiful. It was windy. Dave, the gaffer, gave me his card explaining that it had pre-hurricane phone numbers on it. The phone system was wiped out and reborn after the hurricane.
  • BAREFOOT TERRACE bar & restaurant <> Large shuttered windows offer good view over the bay to watch the sailboats and wait for your tender, you can see it coming in time to finish your beer. Background music reggae, not too loud. Not exactly a Brit pub but pleasant staff, good food. BBQ ribs $6.50
  • OLD CAPTAIN Promising sign and name but it turned out to be a Sushi restaurant. Nice decor, though. Looks like a pub to me.
  • RIC'S PLACE Echoes of Humphrey Bogart, nice bent cane chairs and draught Fosters 3.50, can of Newcastle Brown $4.00. It was packed, it opens on to the beach, it calls itself an 'American Cafe and Sports Bar'. Sports banners cover the walls. They told me they tried to have Bass Ale on draught but found they couldn't keep it in good condition.

• St. Thomas, Virgin Islands

  COCONUTS Bar and Grill,
  First thing to catch my eye, Howdy Doody was hanging in a noose behind the bar, the gaffer wouldn't sell it to me (to add to my collection of vent dummies). A pint of Blackbeard ale was $3.50, good local beer. Excellent hamburger. Small place but well run.

• Castries, St. Lucia

  MEL'S TAVERN
  Local beer Piton, $2. English cyder $5 a glass. Up rickety stairs close to the dock, veranda overlooks post office, construction site. Full English menu with steak & kidney pie (delicious, $12), shepherds pie, fish & chips etc. Good collection of Dinky Toys on display. No draught, no piano!, rather shabby furniture. Gaffer calls himself 'H' and is from Watford.

  January 28, 2005 An Update from 'H'!
  Hi Bobby! Mel's Tavern in Castries is no longer there. Everything now moved to:
  The Cats Whiskers, The Ramp, Rodney Bay, Tel no 758 452 8880. Email horwood@candw.lc
  Most of the things are the same, still good old English pub food, But! still no piano! Sorry, no room. All the best. Haitch!

• Basseterre, St. Kitts

  CIRCUS GRILL Feb 4, 98. No draught but Carib, a good local beer, is $2.25 bottle. Up one floor, there is a balcony around the building, chairs and tables overlook the Circus (after Picadilly Circus) and the cruise ship terminal. I offered $3, the 75c change came back as $1.95 e.c., about right. St. Kitts is fully independant but all the coins show the head of the Queen of England. St. Kitts relatively untouched by tourism as yet, but the ubiquitous Little Switzerland is there already.

• Hamilton, Bermuda

  LORD NELSON Generally excellent food and service, cane chairs, cocktail glass holders with extremely long straws for 'hands free' drinking on balcony or inside. Landlord Barry is from London. Carlsberg $4, English cider $6.

• Nassau, Bahamas
  • THE DROP OFF Narrow stairway to large eating area, MTV-Sky sports TV. Pint of Fosters $4 English cider $5.50. Great food, English specialties. Landlady Tammy is from Milton Keynes.
  • GREEN SHUTTERS Old Portuguese-style house converted to 4 Star restaurant. Live local band noon to 3pm. Service a little slow but once delivered the food is very very good. Carlsburg $3.50, Cider $5.50, Bitter $4.50, local beer $2.
• Roseau, Dominica
  • SYME-ZEE Eatery, 34 King Geo V St. Feb 7/98 Home-made bar and furniture, it was empty Saturday noon. (Everyone is at the cricket). Kubuli, the locally made bottled lager, good and cold, $2. Live band Thursday evenings, Reggae - Blues - Rock & Roll.
  • PORT OF CALL, 3 Kennedy Ave. Clean and neat, table-cloths, Kubuli and sandwich $6. Thursday night entertainment aimed at the the over 40 set, sing along with a steel band, comedy, 50's style dancing including the Twist, Salsa, Lambada and the Rhumba. Some crew have already discovered it, the place to eat in Dominica and they say they are actively looking for a piano!!
• Port of Spain, Trinidad. Industrial city of 350,000. Be careful where you go. Best and safest bet is the bar in the Holiday Inn. Air conditioned.
• San Juan, Carly's. I'm told the bar has a Steinway grand, it's in the basement of the building. I have not seen it myself, this info is per Brian at Soapy's Internet Staion

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